if u hate christmas spirit u can jingle the fuck out of my life
I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
this will be my speech when i win an oscar
Don’t forget the hips, for not lying.
- Intimacy. Hold my waist. Stroke my neck. Kiss my forehead. Hold my hand.
- Maturity. Patience is amazing. A prize will come to you when the time is right. Its called falling in love. Waiting is hard. But worth it.
- Honesty. I don’t care what you’ve done. I care about what you will do in the future. Be honest with me, I’ll be honest with you.
- Care. Because not many people give a crap about anything anymore.
|Him:||I think I will go with the non-latex ones just to be safe.|
|Me:||Yeah I know watcha mean.|
|Him:||Even if the glow in the dark ones look awesome|
|Him:||I have to keep telling myself I'm not 12|