Colorado born, California grown :) married to the most amazing Marine and counting down every day until he comes home. Country music, surfing, and Starbucks are my pass times when I'm not working or with friends. There's no specific theme to this blog, it just flows along with my moods. Feel free to inbox me if you have questions or just want to say hi
longgoodbyesandlovedones you would totally do this to me
Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:
"Ah, it’s Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?"
"Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?"
"Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/midol?"
"Supplies are low cap’n" = "Yes, please."
"What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?"
- "It’s a Nurse Shark" = "I’m fine/not bad"
- "GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW"
Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS
remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe
and london was smart
and maddie was dumb
and esteban was a woman
so basically they were their stereotypes
I am so damn tired of crying all the time at night. I hate feeling alone and I hate being so emotional and I hate that I get all stuffy nosed and the memories and the nightmares and missing you and everything pulling me down. Sometimes I swear it’s going to break me but I need to be your rock so I can’t let it but I swear before these next two months are over it’s going to. I need you so damn much…
Thank you Covergirl,
So very much for your wonderfully “waterproof” mascara. I’ve now found that your idea of waterproof and mine is, for lack of words, vastly different. Perhaps you could specify which of your creations do not cover tears (and showers), just so everyone is one the same page.
And to John Green,
As much as I would truly love to dislike you for your ability to dig through my emotional roller coaster and find the exact lows I’ve been hiding, you are, undoubtedly one of very few authors I appreciate for being able to repeatedly do exactly that. And while there is many lows through this all, I am, undoubtedly, on a roller coaster that can only go up.
A once again raccoon eyed mascara wearer